Only tissues used at the wedding site count. Airport, car, mall, dinner,and phone crying DO NOT COUNT!

You may influence Momcat. So if you feel she is not crying enough to meet your goals you can mention that Jessica is her first born, ask about Andrew's wedding or say "I guess seeing her off to college wasn't so bad after all." If you want to slow her down, fearing she will excede your guess you can ask her if she wants to have another piece of cake.

Hankies, shirts, napkins or ANY other vehicle WILL NOT count!